Brucie Bonus

 It was only a matter of weeks ago that I was on here shooting me mouth off about Nancy's ability to crawl. Well, you ain't seen nothing yet. Nancy is preparing to blow your bloody doors off - walking can not be too far away now. It surely can't. Like Mark Clattenburg handing victory to Ferguson or John Terry receiving the Nobel Peace prize; it is inevitable. Inevitable. 

Oh and she can moonwalk. 

Down stairs. I kid you not - she slides down the stairs whilst appearing totally stationary. How she came to such an arrangement with gravity I know not but it works. And check out the pushing of the trolley. Pretty slick that given only 6 weeks ago her fastest form of locomotion was pushing herself along with the cheeks of her bottom. The sky is truly the limit - particularly when you put her in a snow suit on a slide. Then she goes like the clappers. And notice how there is a cameo from Bruce Forsyth in the video showing that he has not grown too big for his boots and still has time for the little people. She has gone properly nuclear. In fact on Sunday she was wearing snow boots and walking whilst holding onto one had and it was as if she was never a baby at all. Terrifying really. 

Her vocabulary is, I think, being checked by a sudden physical spurt but she can now identify geese, ears and might even be able to say something resembling thank you. However, it becomes apparent that all parents are deeply optimistic about their progeny's linguistic talent and they've just got to choke on a organic gourd and make a vaguely human sound and a parent will have clearly have heard the word "olfactory" when in fact she was just spitting or carry out some suitably hilarious base function. Farting most likely. 

Anyway, here are some videos. And some glorious pictures. Of a glorious Bean. Called B. 

Baby Moonwalk

Slip Sliding Away. [No babies were harmed in the making of this video]

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Yeah Baby Yeah.

Ahoy Hoy

Mines a Gimlet

Er B, what have you done with your left hand?