Pseuds Corner

Like any sensible outfit I've decided to is jettison all original content in favour of quickly hashing up a review of the year, some of the finest quotes and books of the year. It renders most periodicals and newspaper unreadable in the run up to Christmas because who really cares that Iain Duncan Smith's favourite book was "Helping the Poor with Ayn Rand" or that Jeremy Clarkson's new highly rated book "Why I'd like to execute trade unionists" is a perfect stocking filler is beyond me. So below are some of the choicest quotes of the last few weeks from our sprandling gnome. Clearly she is the hammer but now she has added a Wildean wit to her general randomness. 

Merry Christmas to you all. I'll upload some post celebratory Yuletide numbers in the coming days once the fug of excessive food and alcohol has lifted.

On the subject of Remipedes (obviously you all know what these are so I won't hyperlink to wikipedia) - "I'm bonking my Remipede outside"

On anatomy - "Daddy, do you have a bum AND a willy?"

On her wearing nappies - ", I won't wear a nappy for the time being so I don't wee on the chair"

On the subject of interior decoration - "Oi Plonker, You've got paint on your trousers"

On the subject of wedgies - "I'm just pulling my pants out of my bottom"

On Mary Berry - "Daddy, I've just smashed a dangerous berry" 

On her own intellectual abilities "I'm a genius Daddy, I just ate Mummy's breakfast"

Walking in the Air

Take that Remipede

Hide and Seek fail

Cheese face

Arty

Fat cat