Just in case you thought Duckstein only slept. She has mastered the waking state

I've rather run out of creative juices after spanking them all on the competition idea (in which you all must vote or else I'll get the filth to give you an extra special kettling See the previous post which should be below) so you'll have to settle for some more delightful pictures of Duckstein awake and showing her full range of emotions and coo yourselves to sleep. Or cry salty tears of loveliness, which is what I occasionally do.

"Breast"

 "Bueller? Bueller....... Bueller?"

"If I ever saw that Michael Gove in the street"