J'Cans love our big Guzzle. Fact Daddy.
Some more lovely pictures of the glorious guzzle.
It is safe to say she is definitely out of the woods now and given her current rate of consumption it seems highly likely that she will eat the wood in the coming days a long with everything else. She is our own little Otik. As promised by her uncle, on her fourteenth day she temporarily turned into a she-devil (a whirling sprandling dervish of screaming and full spectrum breast terrorism) but thankfully on the fifteenth day, Gloria vada that it was spanky and returned to being a peaceful sausage. Which we can all be grateful for.
Our time under the yoke of a minor African dictator has ended thankfully, with our final midwifery appointment a success with the fat bugger gaining 600g in the last 6 days. The whole "babies lose weight before getting fat" phase was clearly missed by our darling spud. Huzzah.
Attached are some classy pictures of the babe taken by Harriet Hurdley, who is available for bar mitzvahs, funerals and war crime tribunals at very reasonable rates. Such is the class of these pictures it was felt necessary to give them suitably oblique names.
It is safe to say she is definitely out of the woods now and given her current rate of consumption it seems highly likely that she will eat the wood in the coming days a long with everything else. She is our own little Otik. As promised by her uncle, on her fourteenth day she temporarily turned into a she-devil (a whirling sprandling dervish of screaming and full spectrum breast terrorism) but thankfully on the fifteenth day, Gloria vada that it was spanky and returned to being a peaceful sausage. Which we can all be grateful for.
Our time under the yoke of a minor African dictator has ended thankfully, with our final midwifery appointment a success with the fat bugger gaining 600g in the last 6 days. The whole "babies lose weight before getting fat" phase was clearly missed by our darling spud. Huzzah.
Attached are some classy pictures of the babe taken by Harriet Hurdley, who is available for bar mitzvahs, funerals and war crime tribunals at very reasonable rates. Such is the class of these pictures it was felt necessary to give them suitably oblique names.
"Sausage Deep in Reverie"
"Beyond Colour: Sausage Retrospective"
"Bloater: A New Perspective on Guzzle"
"Mother and Child Embrace"
"Chillax: Baby Kicking Back"
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