Nancy Wins!!!
The vote is over and it seems only fair to declare Nancy the winner of the poll, which while leaving a slightly bitter taste of defeat in my mouth, is cracking news. My sister, Lucy, too must also be cursing her luck having lead the field for so long only to crumble into second place like Greg Norman to Nancy’s Nick Faldo.
And so to Nancy she is now over a month old, which seems absurd, and breast milk is her own personal crack. Aside from my futile attempts to train her to baby box or do the YMCA her preferred hobby is guzzlin’, at which she excels. I’ve attached more delightful pictures of the hound to celebrate her profound victory as the best practice yellow baby.
Sadly, though our luck seems to be changing. In the last 48 hours, dark forces are at work for our delightful, peaceful trufflehound has (temporarily) been replaced by a devil-babe intent on denying us sleep. Damn and blast it.
And so to Nancy she is now over a month old, which seems absurd, and breast milk is her own personal crack. Aside from my futile attempts to train her to baby box or do the YMCA her preferred hobby is guzzlin’, at which she excels. I’ve attached more delightful pictures of the hound to celebrate her profound victory as the best practice yellow baby.
Sadly, though our luck seems to be changing. In the last 48 hours, dark forces are at work for our delightful, peaceful trufflehound has (temporarily) been replaced by a devil-babe intent on denying us sleep. Damn and blast it.
All praise the nipple hat
JIHAD.
I wonder what she is dreaming about in this picture? Milk anyone?
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